Just fell off a train. Bad.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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