East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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