She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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