You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I think people are normalizing furries
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
