Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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