The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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