nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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