His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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