she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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