I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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