I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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