"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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