did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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