I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
it glows. i had to have it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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