I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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