What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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