turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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