He asked me if I "almost moaned"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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