Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
