I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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