Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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