that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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