I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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