if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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