am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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