My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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