Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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