What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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