did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I think a kid would responsible me up
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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