i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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