you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
A+ Viking dick
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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