Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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