Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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