I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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