Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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