the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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