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  I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.

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  I'm not even gonna ask.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Whiskey??

  (706): View more from Georgia

  It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.

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• (718): View more from New York

  DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.

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  He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher

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