dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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