I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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