Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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