so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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