I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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