when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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