Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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