Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
from now on my penis is your penis
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
