Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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