shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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