Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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