covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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