we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
