gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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