So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
