woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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