i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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