Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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